The Baron hops up onto his desk, carefully tucking the whistle back into the bag.

"Mention this to any extraterrestrial creature of a villainous alignment and you will find yourself given the red carpet," he says, sitting down on the desk. "Though my name carries little weight here, this planet is very young and condescending to those on four feet instead of two, my name is known far and wide throughout the stars. You can even call in a few debts and find yourself handsomely paid dividends that I am owed, though I suggest using that one sparingly. You will never hurt for compensation for your efforts."